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03.06.2014 в 00:50

Пишет  Элладан:

Оно прекрасно! *_*

02.06.2014 в 23:35

Пишет  Nina_Berk:

Spell Block Tango
Оказывается, на западе взяли и красиво-антуражно перепели Cell Block Tango на диснеевский лад.
В оригинале шесть дамочек-убийц расссказывают, "как дело было". Ну и тут тоже.





Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!



And now the six merry murderesses of the Captain Hook County Jail

In their rendition of 'The Spell Block Tango'



Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!



He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd been there, if you'd seen it

I betcha you would have done the same



Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!



You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Jasper and Horace.

They didn’t know their fabric, I asked for spot. No, not stripe, not dot. Spot!

Well, I come home this one day

And I'm really irritated

and looking for a little sympathy,

and there's Jasper and Horace

Layin' on the couch, drinking a beer with 10 yards of dotted fabric.

No, not spotted, dotted!

So, I said to them, I said

"You buy me dotted one more time", and they did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots. Into their heads.



They had it coming, they had it coming

They only had themselves to blame

If you'd been there, if you'd seen it

I betcha you would have done the same



Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!



I met Doc in the Faraway Land about two years ago

And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away

So, we started living together

He'd go to work at a little jewel mine and come home singing Hey-ho,

I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.

Then I found out, single he told me.

Single, my glass!

Not only was he married, oh no, he had six men

One of those Dwarfs, you know.

So that night, when he came home from work.

I fixed him his drink, as usual

You know, some guys just can't hold their apple juices.



He had it coming, he had it coming

He took a flower in its prime

And then he used it and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime.



Now, I'm standing over the corals, mixing us some catfishes for dinner

minding my own business

In storms Prince Eric in a jealous rage

"You been screwin' King Triton", he says

He was crazy and he kept on screaming

"You been screwin King Triton"

And then he ran into my tentacles

He ran into my tentacles eight times



If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same







Yeah, but did you do it?

Uh uh, not guilty



My brother, Mufasa and I had this circus act

And my lady, Sarabi used to tag along with us

Now the last number in our act

We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

One two three four five, splits, spread eagles

Back flips, flip flops one right after the other



So, this one night before the show

I go down to the hotel Figaro

Hangin’ with the hyenas, havin' a few laughs and we ran out of zebra

So I run out to get some

I come back, into the den

And there's Sarabi and Mufasa

Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out

I don't remember a thing, it wasn't until later

When I was washing the blood off my paws

I even knew they were dead



They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?



They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?



I loved King Stefan more than you could possibly say, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, and full of wishes

But he was always trying to find himself

He go out every night looking for himself

And on the way, he found Flora, Fauna and Merryweather

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead



The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum



They had it comin', they had it comin'

They had it comin' all along

'Cause if they used us and they abused us

How

could they tell us that we were wrong?



He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd been there, if you'd seen it

I betcha you would have done the same



If you buy dotted one more time

Single my glass

Eight times

Number seventeen, the spread eagle

Artistic differences

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!

@темы: любопытно же!

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